Showing posts with label Americana / Sad. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Americana / Sad. Show all posts

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Insatiable Hungers

Fans are lining up at Wal*Mart for the midnight release of The Hunger Games DVD.


The only way I'm lining up at Wal*Mart is if Soderbergh released an unrated director's cut of Magic Mike.


Monday, September 12, 2011

"Big Mistake. Big. Huge."

At a recent child beauty pageant, a mom dressed her three year old as the Pretty Woman hooker.


Like everyone, I'm outraged her daughter didn't win first place.

Friday, August 19, 2011

What Achievers Read: Part 2


For those who found Harry Connick Jr.'s musings too didactic, there's a spin off magazine promising you success without leaving your sofa; every American's dream.