Showing posts with label Americana / Approved. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Americana / Approved. Show all posts

Thursday, September 6, 2012

J.Ro Cristina Charlotte

Anxious to see what Scarlett Johansson wears onstage at the DNC tonight. Does this make me really gay or sorta straight?

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

I Heart Eugene

I just returned from holiday in Eugene, Oregon. I have never seen so many jolly white people in my life (Dave Matthews Concerts excluded).

The check out girl at Target smiled at me, the Eugenian airline stewardess let me keep the can, and when attending social gatherings people introduced themselves and seemed genuinely interested in me.

It's been so long since I've been around white people who aren't medicated, I didn't know if I should react with flattery or fear.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Toast of the Fiesta

The engineers at Tostitos have found a miraculous way to de-liquify lime into a powder substance they sprinkle on their chips. The result is delicious...until you wonder what the magic dust actually consists of?

I've resolve to deal with these chips the way our country deals with gays in the military and keep chomping away, no questions asked.