Thursday, November 3, 2011

Yet Another Airborne Toxic Event

After being bullied for reading Bob Barker's biography, I've decided to pre-order Don DeLillo's newest novel.

If it's anything like Underworld, I'll spend six months reading it, then six months researching the meaning of what I read.

But rest assured this Barker Beauty will sound smarter than you at next year's holiday party.