Monday, August 22, 2011

Kardashian: 1 / Romaine: 0

Thanks to her E! media deal, over the weekend Kimmy K married to the tune of 2.2 million, while I served steak to the tune of 22 percent tip. Does Wal*Mart sell ammunition to accompany it's firearms?

P.S. Her groom's looking a little too White Party, if you get my glow stick.