Monday, August 29, 2011

Hero of the Week = Joe Calderone

This weekend, Hurricane Irene had nothing on Hurricane Joe. Gaga's alter ego stole the show at the VMAs. He danced like Travolta, grabbed his crotch like MJ, and kissed Brit Brit like Madge. Even Beyonce's baby couldn't steal his stride.

While presenting Britney with a vanguard VMA, Joe confessed to touching himself to her posters (in his defense, we've all been there).

By the end of the evening, Calderone accomplished the impossible; he made Britney seem normal.

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