Tuesday, July 12, 2011

My Girl 3


Yesterday at 2:49pm, while skipping to improv class, a swarm of bees tried to Macaulay Culkin my ass. One succeeded, stinging my forehead.


At first the puffiness made me appear freshly botoxed. But the next day I awoke to this.

(Warning: graphic material not suited for most Romaniacs)


I had morphed into Tom Cruise (in the second act of Vanilla Sky).



Such is the fate of twenty nine year olds who don't have day jobs.

2 comments:

  1. HOLY SHIT, this is not funny, but I am laughing!

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  2. Jason! I love your blogs/posts. I am reading all of them right now and I am just laughing!! Sorry you got stung by the bee, but your commentary is great!!! ~Stephanie Wong Coleman

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