Yesterday, somebody stationed this mobile ATM outside of The Abbey.
How dumb do they think gay people are? I could pick this up and put it in the back of my convertible (neither my arms nor my convertible are that large).
Even if this isn't a legitimate scam, the withdrawal fee is probably five dollars. For five dollars, I could buy a third of a Mojito. Wasting that money at an ATM just feels irresponsible.