Never cry during the Groom's speech at a wedding.
You will end up looking like this, and everyone on Facebook will accuse you of being high. This is what I get for taking another wedding photo with a hot, married man.*
Once my tears dried, I attempted another photo with a hot, married Groomsman but was thwarted by a girl who wasn't even his wife.
If only I knew how to use Photoshop.
(* see Emancipation entry "Catch the Bouquet" )