Friday, May 13, 2011

Yoga Mates

Yesterday, during the meditative finale of yoga, I achieved zen by obsessing over my singlehood.

I realized yoga class makes for the perfect first date. Within three downward dogs you'll know how this person sounds (and smells) during intercourse.

If this excites you, the pheromones are in place; if this revolts you, finish with Namaste and be on your way.

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