Thursday, May 26, 2011

Short Sale

My neighbors have taken a cue from Will Farrell's new movie and are hosting an "Everything Must Go" sale. Why did this slogan become popular? The first rule of sales is never appear desperate.

This point, though true, is moot in this instance because the dwellers behind door #2 are creepy hoarders; everything they own must go to one place, the dump. Even Goodwill would rightfully reject their offerings.

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