Tuesday, May 10, 2011

The Scent of a Douche

The pour homme ads in this month's Vanity Fair gave me a headache. Like Paula Cole, I wonder Where Have All The Cowboys Gone, who don't peddle over the counter cologne?

No on the nipple unless in Malibu, Mr. McConnaughy.

Refrain from frolicking unless on General Hospital, Mr. Franco.

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