In 2007 my friend was Peter Pan on a Disney Cruise, so I got to attend a voyage for free.
Since then Disney has sent me paraphernalia regarding their five star getaways, all of which cost more per couple than my total yearly rent.
These pamphlets flatter me. I've successfully sold a false image of myself to a company that prides itself on it's own false image. If I can play Disney a fool, what other conglomerates can I hoodwink?