Monday, May 23, 2011

J.Ro's Reasons Why Not

As all you Romaniacs know, I've been online dating via Okcupid.
Why haven't I found the one, you ask?

If you're smiling, even when nervous, the first thing people notice about you is your medication.

You could be a camp counselor or go-go dancer. Please expound (and hopefully confess the latter).

If your eyes were this magnetic, you wouldn't be online.

"Fun. Success. Love. Adventure. Happiness." I want the same exact things, but I can't date somebody this profound.

Stick to reality, and stay away from my profile.

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