As all you Romaniacs know, I've been online dating via Okcupid.
Why haven't I found the one, you ask?
If you're smiling, even when nervous, the first thing people notice about you is your medication.
You could be a camp counselor or go-go dancer. Please expound (and hopefully confess the latter).
If your eyes were this magnetic, you wouldn't be online.
"Fun. Success. Love. Adventure. Happiness." I want the same exact things, but I can't date somebody this profound.
Stick to reality, and stay away from my profile.