Friday, October 29, 2010
Pathetic Poster Boy
The bad thing about being gay is you receive birthday cards such as these, usually reserved for post-menopausal women.
These cards stir pity inside my soul. If I owned abs, I would be the lead, or Courtney's boy toy on Cougar Town, or at the very least a walk on role in a telenovela. I would not let my crunches accumulate to posing in an unbottoned orange silk short sleeve dress shirt for $200 dollars.
His whole situation is too sad to be sexy. Don't even get me started on his whitewashed jeans.