Saturday, October 16, 2010

My Red Lobster Card

After last month's post titled Legally Attractive, many Romaniacs have asked if I succeeded in obtaining a studly license picture.

To insure my success, I partook in a lil' sunbathing pre-shoot. But I forgot California license cameras come with some sort of tanning mechanism, so people who shoot in late February look fantastic, but in early September...

...people look fresh out of a chemical peel. My identity has been lobstered, and I must carry this face o crimson shame for the next five years.

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