Sunday, October 3, 2010

Ladies Night

On Friday I experienced my first 'lesbian night' at a local gay bar. At first I was excited because for once I was one of the taller patrons in a crowded club. But then strange things ensued.

I started to get 'come hither' looks from girls who thought I was a girl, I started to give 'come hither' looks to girls I thought weren't girls. Then the fembot DJ screamed on the mic, Everyone Is Getting P***Y Tonight; I knew it was time for me to pack it up and put on my pj's.

I did see four girls who looked like Da Brat and one girl who looked like Precious, so the night wasn't a complete bust.

1 comment:

  1. oh my god...hahahah,..i can totally imagine you doing that.....were you wearing a vest? that probably didn't help