Thursday, September 23, 2010

Suze's Lullaby

Many people complain about young, boisterous neighbors. This is nothing compared to living next to a retirement home.

Sure, all is quiet at Carmel Assisted Living when everyone's tucked in the commissary for bingo hour, but afterwards these hooligans remove hearing aids, jack up the volume on channel three, and pass out.

At 2AM I toss and turn to Suze Orman screaming, 'The money you spend must match the money you earn!' Though I now have bags under my eyes, I have no debt to lose sleep over.

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