Sometimes I get jealous of wine. All that is expected of a bottle of wine is to be nice. In fact, it's vulgar to refer to a nice bottle of wine with any adjective other than nice.
If a person's described as nice, there's a backhanded subtext to the compliment which translates to ...yet lacking. Humans must also be smart, sexy, bold, daring, or acerbic - comedic with a shrewd bite. This extra effort can feel thoroughly exhausting.
Life would be so much easier if my surname was Chianti.