Friday, September 24, 2010
If you want to receive passionate communication from the women in your life, post what you consider flattering photos of them on Facebook.
One girlfriend made me remove pictures of her because what she was wearing was too revealing...you're the one who bought it.
Another forced me to remove a photo because it showcased her embarrassing book collection behind our faces. It's not my fault you read Why Men Love Bitches and forgot to hide the evidence.
If you're this worried about being outted for the terrible literature you consume, buy a Kindle.