Wednesday, September 1, 2010

20% to make me smell?


When did it become standard practice for a restaurant patron to ask his waiter to 'find him' a cigarette?

This breed of customer always promises they'll leave a 'good tip' if delivered the goods. No thanks, three extra dollars isn't gonna cover the L'Oreal I'll need to erase the smell of your dirty habit from my blond locks.

I'm a waiter, not a tableside concierge.

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