Saturday, July 31, 2010
Watch Out Wonja
After six months of tennis lessons I was starting to feel very Roger Federer until a lady named Wonja joined our group; it's very emasculating to be beaten repeatedly by a 65 year old South Korean woman who suffers Arthritis.
This past week I regained R.Fed status when I took down an 18 year old Stanford freshmen, a little Asian girl who weighed 100. Not only could she not return my serves, but I snuck into the class without permission to boot. This Alpha playa edge puts Agessi's Wimbledon wigs to shame...just one back hand closer to my Adidas endorsement.