Being the token fag hag at the gay club does not translate to being cast in a Mariah Carey video.
This note goes out to you, Ecstasy. Yes, you've earned a nick name from a stranger (never a good sign) for prancing around in your black bustier* like some drugged out Selena.
Where's Yolanda Saldivar when you need her?
*(it was almost as disturbing as my wannabe Julia Roberts photo...see below)