Monday, May 24, 2010

From Brad, to Jodie

Above is a picture of J.Ro taken less than a week ago, where he exudes confidence and looks somewhat like a pre-Angelina Brad Pitt. Or so he thought.

Since this photo was snapped I've been mistaken for a woman, twice. Once by a female flight attendant and again by a robust lesbian on The Abbey dance floor. She groped my H&M Blazer with lust, so I glared at her dead on. She proceeded to fondle my shoulder pad with indefatigable fervor.

I guess my haircut is coming off more Jodie Foster than Dustin Lance Black.

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